the only word in the entire french language is baguette
Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !
You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.
BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ
5 ice cubes
1 shot of bourbon
¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)
¼ cup cold club soda (optional)
Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.
Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone
We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com
Nolan!Verse/Inception AU fusion thingy where Mal’s the one trying to get back to her family and her one ticket home is to perform inception on an old acquaintance of her father’s - Bruce Wayne. And with Miles’ help, her team constructs a nightmare fantasy dreamscape where Bruce is a vigilante who dresses up as a goddamn BAT,
because he has some deeply rooted childhood trauma about magnificent flying beasts with sonarfor reasons unknown.
*cue Inception horns*
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Because we all need to learn how to properly eat a cookie. Please take notes.